LEATHER GODDESSES OF PHOBOS
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                                  Part 1
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  Hey! Them fellers at Infocom ain't dummies, ya know. No, siree, Bob! They
were right up there at the head of the line when the "smahts" got doled out.
(That, I'm told, is how it's properly pronounced in New England where, for
totally obscure reasons, Infocom fellers are said to live.) Heck, they know all
sorts of important stuff, like, well, girls use the ladies' loo and boys use
the gents'. They also know that both boys and girls play their games, and in
this one (hereafter to be referred to as LGOP) it's important to get the sexes
straightened out right quick.
  That's because LGOP is a sci-fi sex comedy adventure. This means there's a
fair amount of ravishing going on, at least there is if you play it in either
the "Lewd" or the "Suggestive" mode. (Not sure about "Tame" mode; never tried
it.) Anyway, if you want the full impact as you play, it's important to
determine which you are: ravisher or ravishee. ('Course, if you're kinky, you
can be both. But you'll have to play the game twice, once as a man, once as a
woman, to do that.)
  All of which gets us to the start of the game. You find yourself in Upper
Sandusky, Ohio, in Joe's Bar, to be precise. You've quaffed a fair amount of
no-name beer (at five cents a glass, who cares about names?), and you feel an
urge. You trace the urge to the region of your bladder.
  You are told that the ladies' facility is northeast and the gents' is
northwest. Okay, go in the direction of whichever one you normally use. Yes, I
said NORMALLY!

[Note: This is a very large walkthrough. Please refer to the original game manual for the complete guide.]