Go to the phone and dial "781560".  You will be presented with a
        fruit machine.  Dial "896610" and you won't lose at the fruit
        machine.

        Use the number "089869" to get the club secretary.  When you click
        on her leg or boobs she screams.  If your directors (supporters)
        confidence and managerial rating are at 100 percent she goes {ah!}
        instead.