Sex Olympics Solve
by Out to Lunch
The goal in this graphic adventure is to score with more women than Dr.
Dildo does before the time runs out in the Sex Olympics. Objects needed to
accomplish various tasks are found at many locations on twelve planets and
inside the ship Big Thruster. There are some objects that are placed in
random locations from game to game and the maps of and paths to be taken
for some of the planets vary from game to game, so a definitive solve for
Sex Olympics is not possible. Instead of offering a linear solution, I will
detail what can be done on each planet, and you will have to decide in what
order you want to move from planet to planet. There are two sets of actions
for each planet--scoring with a woman and preventing Dr. Dildo from scoring
with a woman, so for each planet I will offer the means to both.
The randomly placed objects are the thermo schlong warmer (T.S.W.), the
weapon (C.D.G.), the Federation-issued Stun Gun, the Joe Smith I.D., the
C-size battery, the 6 volt battery, the 9 volt batter, the pair of glasses,
the key and the skeleton key. These objects may appear in any location on
any planet or in the Big Thruster. The two keys are dropped by Dr. Dildo
during his travels.
Look for and take objects in every location. Look for keys in locations
Dr. Dildo has visited (this can be checked by reading the galactic
bulletins, using the radar and looking at the ship's log), which may require
you to revisit some locations.
You will have to refuel on earth occasionally by going there and using
the tank.
At many locations you can get clues by talking to Sandy. At many
locations hints are given about the location of objects and successful
strategies.
For some variety, try Look, Touch, Kiss, Eat face, breasts, loins before
and after sex with the females.
I. Map of Planets from Interactive View Screen of Big Thruster
Agua Whisper Primordial
Floe Ramewe
Hivernia Cleft Beach
Arboria Earth Dildonia Mediol
Unzip Ship's Log Interactive View Screen Radar Fuel Gauge
II. Earth at Start of Game
Take letter. Look letter. Take I.D. Take clothes. Use clothes. Use
phone. Look picture. Go doorknob. Use tank. Go Big Thruster.
III. Planets
A. Hivernia
Ayesha Ayesha--Go Hivernia. Unzip. Go doorway.
| | Talk to any woman. Jack off. Go left door
Inside Hive (or right--depending on hint--or just continue
| | to alternate doors). Jack off. Go right door.
Inside Hive Jack off. Go left door. Drop clothes. Take
| | clothes. Screw Ayesha. Use clothes. Go Big
Inside Hive Thruster.
|
Outside Big Thruster Dr. Dildo--After sex, Go doorway. Jack
off.
The hint for Hivernia is either When your head rises to a fever pitch,
choose Left, NotLeft and Left or When your head rises to a fever pitch,
choose Right, NotRight and Right.
B. Floe
Outside Igloo Inge--Go Floe. Unzip. Go
| igloo. Drop clothes. Use T.S.W.
Outside Big Thruster Screw Inge. Drop T.S.W. Take
clothes. Use clothes. S. Go Big
Thruster
Dr. Dildo--After sex, Take
T.S.W.
C. Arboria
(east only)
Vegetation------------- Vegetation--------------Vegetation
| | | | (south only)
| | | ---------------
| | | |
Vegetation----------Outside Big Thruster----------Vegetation
| | | |
--------------------- | | |
|(north only) | | |
Vegetation---------------Vegetation ------------Vegetation
(west only)
Arboria has apple trees in each of the four corner locations. One of
the four corners has three good apples, and the other three corners have
three bad apples each. The good apples look solid red; the bad apples have
a round blotch.
Go Arboria. Unzip. W. N. Take 2 good or 1 bad apple. E. N. E. Take 2
good or 1 bad apple, if no bad apple taken so far. S. E. S. Take 2 good
apples, if any. W. S. W. Take 2 good apples, if any. N. Go Big Thruster.
D. Agua
Water Sirena--Go Agua. Unzip. Go tree. Look
| tree. Talk frog. Drop clothes. Go water.
Tree Take lily. Give lily. S. Screw Sirena.
| Take clothes. Use clothes. S. Go Big
Outside Big Thruster Thruster.
Dr. Dildo--After dropping clothes and
entering water, take lily. S. Eat lily. Kiss
frog. Kiss frog.
E. Cleft
(go north from each) Mamonga--Go Cleft. Unzip.
------ Go cave. (Find Mamonga either
| | by hint or by trial and error.
| | To find Mamonga, click around
----------------Cave--|---------- the left third of the dark
| | | screen in each location, and,
| | | if she is there, she and the
| ---- | location will appear).
| | | Trial and error method is--
| | | Go cave. E., Click, N., Click,
Cave--------------Cave-------------Cave W, Click--until she is found.
| | | Drop clothes. Take
| --------- | clothes. Kiss Mamonga.
| Outside Big Thruster | | Screw Mamonga. Use clothes.
| | | | Follow map and go N. out of
-----------------Cave------|------ cave. Go Big Thruster.
| |
--------- Dr. Dildo--Drop bear trap
(go south from each) in cave.
The hint for Cleft is When all is dark, go left young man (or some such
other direction).
F. Earth
Lotta Luv Lotta Luv--Go Earth. Go
| (east only) door. Use key. Go doorknob.
Adjoining Room----- Use phone. Go Lotta Luv. Use
| | skeleton key. Drop clothes.
Hotel Room-------Outside Big Thruster Take clothes. Take blanket.
Screw Lotta Luv. Use clothes.
Go west doorknob. Use tank.
Go Big Thruster.
Dr. Dildo--in Adjoining
Room before or after sex, Use
key to relock door.
G. Whisper
Galactic Library Agnus--Go Whisper. Unzip.
| Go door. Give Brad Stallion
Outside Big Thruster I.D. Use glasses. Drop
clothes. Take clothes. Kiss.
Touch Agnus's face. Screw
Agnus. Talk to Agnus. Look
book. Use clothes. S. Go
Big Thruster.
Dr. Dildo--Before or after
sex, do not take I.D. back.
H. Ramewe
Pasture 1--------Pasture 4-------Pasture 6
| | |
Pasture 2--Outside Big Thruster--Pasture 7
| | |
Pasture 3--------Pasture 5-------Pasture 8
From Pasture 1, N. to 8 and W. to 7.
From Pasture 2, W. to 8.
From Pasture 3, W. to 6 and S. to 4.
From Pasture 4, N. to 3.
From Pasture 5, S. to 6.
From Pasture 6, N. to 5 and E. to 3.
From Pasture 7, E., to 1.
From Pasture 8, S. to 1 and E. to 2.
Besides random objects, there is a Queen Sheep that must be found
here. There is a hint that tells of the location of it--Ewe will find me
in the South-West pasture (or some such location)--but it is desirable
anyway to check every location, which can be done easily by Go Ramewe,
Unzip, W., W., W., W., W., W., W., W., W., Go Big Thruster.
At Queen Sheep--Drop clothes. Take clothes. Kiss sheep. Screw
sheep. Take crown. Use clothes.
It is necessary after screwing the sheep to go in the water at Agua
before attempting to screw any subsequent female.
I. Dildonia
Outside Big Thruster Droxina--Go Dildonia. Unzip.
| Talk pecker. S. N. S. N. S. N.
|(south each way) Go guard.
| (There are three ways to get past
Lost in the plane of dykes the guard, depending on the hint
|(south) which goes--When not so private dicks
| abound...Be stunning!
|(north) ...Removing clothes solves
There are dykes everywhere everything!
|(north) ...Remember Joe Smith!)
| Either Use stun gun or
|(south) Use gun (C.D.G.) or
Still lost in the dykes Give Joe Smith I.D.
|(south) Then, N. Go door. Talk Droxina.
| Use skeleton key. Drop clothes.
|(north) Take clothes. Take chastity belt.
No!No!!not more dykes Screw Droxina. Use clothes. S. S.
|(north) S. S. N. S. N. S. Go Big Thruster.
|
|(south)
This planet is filled with dykes...as far as the eye can see
|(south)
|
|(north)
Dildoville Entrance
|(south)
|
|
At Guard
|(south)
|
|(north)
Door/Droxina in Door
|(south)
|
|
Droxina
J. Primordial
Inside Hut Grizelda--Go Primordial. Unzip.
| Go huts. Take trap. Use stun gun. Go
Outside Stone Hut hut. Drop clothes. Take clothes. Eat
| good apple. Kiss Grizelda. Screw
Outside Big Thruster Grizelda. Talk Grizelda. Use clothes.
S. S. Go Big Thruster.
Dr. Dildo--Before sex, Drop bad
apple inside hut.
K. Beach
(Pricilla) Pricilla--Go Beach. Unzip.
|? (Walk in one of the four
|----------Desert-----------| directions and then check
| | | every location for objects)
? | | | ? Eg. W. N. E. S. N.
--Desert---------Desert---------Desert-- (Use hint or trial and error).
| (Outside Big Thruster) | Eg.--from center Desert,
| | | W. W. N. N. E. E. S. S.--
| | | until Pricilla is found.
----------Desert----------- Talk to Pricilla. Give good
|? apple. Use weapon (C.D.G.)
Drop clothes. Take clothes.
Screw Pricilla. Use clothes.
S. Go Big Thruster.
Dr. Dildo--After sex, Talk
to Pricilla.
When you go in any direction from Outside Big Thruster, you arrive in
one of the four outer desert locations on this map, and the center location
becomes a desert location. There is a secret location with Pricilla in her
car that can be reached by only one of the four outer desert locations.
The hint is Bitches and Beaches are found in the sand dunes retreat (or are
found in the direction of the rising sun or are found in some such
direction). What this means in the first case is at the southern desert
location go south or at the eastern desert location go east and so on for
the other two hints. When the wrong choice is made, you arrive at the
center desert location. Instead of using the hint, you can use the trial
and error method, which is simply to try each location for the secret exit.
L. Mediol
At Princess Crystal--Go Mediol. Unzip.
| | Go door. Go Crystal. Use crown.
Inside Castle |(after sex, Drop clothes. Take clothes. Kiss
| |south only) Crystal. Screw Crystal. Use
Outside Big Thruster clothes. S. Go Big Thruster.
Dr. Dildo--After sex, Give
chastity belt to Crystal. 
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